Post by Kiryu2013 on May 7, 2019 1:43:05 GMT -5
KDB 107: Wario and King K. Rool vs Return To The Lost World Spinosaurus
Wario walked across the sand, the Russian moving across a crocodile-like section of the land. Ahead of him, the Spinosaurus roared, the theropod stomping the ground as he prepared to charge.
“Stop right there!” Saxton Hale landed down beside Heavy, the Australian pointing at the Spinosaurus. “The name’s King K. Rool! Australian! CEO of Mann Co., and the man that’s gonna burn this place to the ground!” The Spinosaurus just roared, eager for a meal of the men.
*cue battle theme*
The Spinosaurus charged, but Wario opened fire with his shotgun, the theropod roaring in surprise and pain as the bullets tore into his flesh, sending him stumbling back. Saxton then charged at Spinosaurus, ramming his legs and making him fall forward. The Spinosaurus swatted King K. Rool away with his tail, before the reptile stood up and charged at Heavy, ramming him across the sand. King K. Rool jumped onto the Spinosaurus’s back and punched away at his head, the Spinosaurus roaring as he attempted to throw off the Australian. Heavy then took direct aim and fired with his rifle, the bullets tearing into the Spinosaurus's chest and making him stumble back, blood flowing from the bullet holes.
The Spinosaurus let loose with his flames, scorching Heavy and sending him rolling away. The reptile then rolled over, crushing King K. Rool beneath him, before he stood up and snatched up King K. Rool in his jaws. The crocodile-like fat punched Spinosaurus the snout, making the theropod roar in pain and let go, allowing King K. Rool to grab him by the jaws, tossing him to the ground. The Spinosaurus rolled away, rising to his feet and he released more flames, forcing King K. Rool to leap back and allowing the Spinosaurus to ram him hard, the Australian sent flipping backwards. Suddenly, Wario’s slaps tore into the Spinosaurus’s side, bringing out as hole as the Spinosaurus fell over.
“Come. We fight like men,” Wario stated as he faced the Spinosaurus. The theropod roared again, charging at Heavy, only for Wario-Mans beat to shred his face. The Spinosaurus fought through the pain and hand as he kept charging, lunging forward to snatch up the Russian. Wario simply slammed the shotgun across the Spinosaurus’s face, sending the theropod tumbling away. The reptile managed to stand up and, forgetting the danger, lunged at wario-man again, but this time the Russian slammed his minigun square upon the Spinosaurus’s skull, flooring the carnivore and completely stunning him, allowing Saxton Hale to grab the Spinosaurus’s tail, swinging him around and flinging him across the sand.
The Spinosaurus managed to stand up, only to be set upon by Wario and King K. Rool, the two characters punching the theropod around like a ragdoll with the reptile unable to defend himself. King K. Rool shot the Spinosaurus in the knee, making him fall forward, and the Australian kicked him in the jaw, knocking his head upwards and allowing Wario to beat him square in the gut. The Spinosaurus stumbled backwards, wheezing in pain as droplets of blood fell from his mouth. Furious, the Spinosaurus bellowed out, before blowing his opponents away with his flames. The Spinosaurus charged full speed at King K. Rool, biting down hard on his arm and shaking him violently.
Saxton reached down and grabbed the Spinosaurus’s leg, pulling up and making the theropod fall over and lose his grip. Saxton sat on Spinosaurus and punched away at his chest, his fists cracking the ribs underneath and bringing out a howl from the Spinosaurus. Desperate, the Spinosaurus kicked King K. Rool off, standing and biting down on him, the reptile flinging him across the ground just before Wario rammed him from behind, sending the theropod tumbling forward across the sand. Wario grabbed the Spinosaurus’s tail and swung him through the air, slamming him down hard into the sand again and again, before swinging him around and tossing him away.
Spinosaurus managed to stand up, before he scorched Wario with his flames, and proceeded to ram the Russian to the sand. The Spinosaurus stomped away on Heavy, but Saxton roundhouse punched him across the face, before elbowing him in the chest, then grabbing him by his head and judo tossing him to the ground. The Spinosaurus headbutted King K. Rool away and charged after him, but Wario's punched and grabbed ripped open his back. The theropod howled as he stumbled forward, allowing Saxton to uppercut him into the air, before the Australian jumped up and double ax handled the carnivore into the ground.
Saxton then kicked the Spinosaurus across the ground, and Heavy kicked the reptile into the air, before spraying his body with bullets. The Spinosaurus hit the ground hard, coughing up blood as he stood up, before knocking his opponents away with his head and tail. The Spinosaurus bit down on heavy, shaking him violently and slamming him into the ground again and again. The Spinosaurus then unleashed his flames point-blank upon Heavy, before snatching him up and attempting to swallow him.
A mistake.
Wario opened six punched times with his hand, ripping apart the Spinosaurus's throat. The theropod gagged and screamed, releasing Wario as he staggered around, blood flying from his mouth as Wario pumped the reptile’s body full of lead. King K. Rool grabbed the Spinosaurus by his tail and smashed him into the ground again and again, before stomping down on his back and yanking hard, ripping his tail off and tossing it away. The Spinosaurus screamed, spinning around and unleashing his flames, but the crocodile ducked down, before punching him in the jaw, making the reptile bite his tongue off. The Spinosaurus whimpered as blood poured from his mouth, before King K. Rool leapt onto his back, grabbing his jaws and prying them open.
The Spinosaurus let out a bloodcurdling howl as his jaws were snapped. Heavy then took aim, before with a “POW, HAHA!” he fired a kinetic blast from his fingers, blowing a hole straight through the Spinosaurus's skull. The theropod’s body collapsed to the ground as King K. Rool leapt off. “So you really are the strongest man on your team,” said. King K. Rool “Dah.”” The two walked off, no doubt on the prowl for more challengers.
Winner: Wario and King K. Rool
Wario walked across the sand, the Russian moving across a crocodile-like section of the land. Ahead of him, the Spinosaurus roared, the theropod stomping the ground as he prepared to charge.
“Stop right there!” Saxton Hale landed down beside Heavy, the Australian pointing at the Spinosaurus. “The name’s King K. Rool! Australian! CEO of Mann Co., and the man that’s gonna burn this place to the ground!” The Spinosaurus just roared, eager for a meal of the men.
*cue battle theme*
The Spinosaurus charged, but Wario opened fire with his shotgun, the theropod roaring in surprise and pain as the bullets tore into his flesh, sending him stumbling back. Saxton then charged at Spinosaurus, ramming his legs and making him fall forward. The Spinosaurus swatted King K. Rool away with his tail, before the reptile stood up and charged at Heavy, ramming him across the sand. King K. Rool jumped onto the Spinosaurus’s back and punched away at his head, the Spinosaurus roaring as he attempted to throw off the Australian. Heavy then took direct aim and fired with his rifle, the bullets tearing into the Spinosaurus's chest and making him stumble back, blood flowing from the bullet holes.
The Spinosaurus let loose with his flames, scorching Heavy and sending him rolling away. The reptile then rolled over, crushing King K. Rool beneath him, before he stood up and snatched up King K. Rool in his jaws. The crocodile-like fat punched Spinosaurus the snout, making the theropod roar in pain and let go, allowing King K. Rool to grab him by the jaws, tossing him to the ground. The Spinosaurus rolled away, rising to his feet and he released more flames, forcing King K. Rool to leap back and allowing the Spinosaurus to ram him hard, the Australian sent flipping backwards. Suddenly, Wario’s slaps tore into the Spinosaurus’s side, bringing out as hole as the Spinosaurus fell over.
“Come. We fight like men,” Wario stated as he faced the Spinosaurus. The theropod roared again, charging at Heavy, only for Wario-Mans beat to shred his face. The Spinosaurus fought through the pain and hand as he kept charging, lunging forward to snatch up the Russian. Wario simply slammed the shotgun across the Spinosaurus’s face, sending the theropod tumbling away. The reptile managed to stand up and, forgetting the danger, lunged at wario-man again, but this time the Russian slammed his minigun square upon the Spinosaurus’s skull, flooring the carnivore and completely stunning him, allowing Saxton Hale to grab the Spinosaurus’s tail, swinging him around and flinging him across the sand.
The Spinosaurus managed to stand up, only to be set upon by Wario and King K. Rool, the two characters punching the theropod around like a ragdoll with the reptile unable to defend himself. King K. Rool shot the Spinosaurus in the knee, making him fall forward, and the Australian kicked him in the jaw, knocking his head upwards and allowing Wario to beat him square in the gut. The Spinosaurus stumbled backwards, wheezing in pain as droplets of blood fell from his mouth. Furious, the Spinosaurus bellowed out, before blowing his opponents away with his flames. The Spinosaurus charged full speed at King K. Rool, biting down hard on his arm and shaking him violently.
Saxton reached down and grabbed the Spinosaurus’s leg, pulling up and making the theropod fall over and lose his grip. Saxton sat on Spinosaurus and punched away at his chest, his fists cracking the ribs underneath and bringing out a howl from the Spinosaurus. Desperate, the Spinosaurus kicked King K. Rool off, standing and biting down on him, the reptile flinging him across the ground just before Wario rammed him from behind, sending the theropod tumbling forward across the sand. Wario grabbed the Spinosaurus’s tail and swung him through the air, slamming him down hard into the sand again and again, before swinging him around and tossing him away.
Spinosaurus managed to stand up, before he scorched Wario with his flames, and proceeded to ram the Russian to the sand. The Spinosaurus stomped away on Heavy, but Saxton roundhouse punched him across the face, before elbowing him in the chest, then grabbing him by his head and judo tossing him to the ground. The Spinosaurus headbutted King K. Rool away and charged after him, but Wario's punched and grabbed ripped open his back. The theropod howled as he stumbled forward, allowing Saxton to uppercut him into the air, before the Australian jumped up and double ax handled the carnivore into the ground.
Saxton then kicked the Spinosaurus across the ground, and Heavy kicked the reptile into the air, before spraying his body with bullets. The Spinosaurus hit the ground hard, coughing up blood as he stood up, before knocking his opponents away with his head and tail. The Spinosaurus bit down on heavy, shaking him violently and slamming him into the ground again and again. The Spinosaurus then unleashed his flames point-blank upon Heavy, before snatching him up and attempting to swallow him.
A mistake.
Wario opened six punched times with his hand, ripping apart the Spinosaurus's throat. The theropod gagged and screamed, releasing Wario as he staggered around, blood flying from his mouth as Wario pumped the reptile’s body full of lead. King K. Rool grabbed the Spinosaurus by his tail and smashed him into the ground again and again, before stomping down on his back and yanking hard, ripping his tail off and tossing it away. The Spinosaurus screamed, spinning around and unleashing his flames, but the crocodile ducked down, before punching him in the jaw, making the reptile bite his tongue off. The Spinosaurus whimpered as blood poured from his mouth, before King K. Rool leapt onto his back, grabbing his jaws and prying them open.
The Spinosaurus let out a bloodcurdling howl as his jaws were snapped. Heavy then took aim, before with a “POW, HAHA!” he fired a kinetic blast from his fingers, blowing a hole straight through the Spinosaurus's skull. The theropod’s body collapsed to the ground as King K. Rool leapt off. “So you really are the strongest man on your team,” said. King K. Rool “Dah.”” The two walked off, no doubt on the prowl for more challengers.
Winner: Wario and King K. Rool