My & Your Matches

[Kiryu2013]

Match 74: Gwangi vs Iron Will

Iron Will appeared on top of the Empire State Building, looking down with a smirk as Gwangi came running up the building, the Allosaur having followed the God of Chaos here. Iron Will cracked his knuckles as Gwangi floated up at him. "Let us fight man versus tiny baby man!" Gwangi stated.

"If you wish," Iron Will simply replied.

*cue battle theme*

Gwangi flung shurikens at Iron Will, but the minotaur simply swatted them aside with a cape, before covering Gwangi's face with it. Gwangi flailed his arms around as he looked around, until Iron Will kangaroo kicked him in the back. Gwangi pulled off the cape and twisted his head around, firing eye beams at Iron Will and shoving him away. Iron Will's hand swung below Gwangi and grabbed his foot, swinging him into the building. As a passing plane flew by, Gwangi caught the plane and flung it at Iron Will, only for the plane to completely miss Iron Will and fly back at Gwangi like a boomerang, smacking him in the face and exploding, though Gwangi didn't notice.

Gwangi launched himself at Iron Will like a torpedoe, sending both flying through the air. Iron Will slammed his elbow on Gwangi's head while Gwangi bit into Iron Will's neck. Iron Will's tail then started strangling Gwangi, before spinning him like a top. Gwangi pulled out a shotgun and blew Iron Will away, but Iron Will sniper shot Gwangi in the forehead, sending Gwangi plummeting onto a trampoline in the sky, catapulting Gwangi into the air. Gwangi punched Iron Will in the nads, but Iron Will double axed Gwangi upon the Empire State Building point. Gwangi pulled himself up alongside the point, before he speared Iron Will with the point, pulling out a bonfire and roasting Iron Will above the fire.

Iron Will's hand punched Gwangi in the chin, sending him flying into a cloud, which fired him like a slingshot back at Iron Will. Gwangi kicked Iron Will in the face, before grabbing Iron Will and his goats him. Iron Will became a liquid and slipped through Gwangi's grasp, before becoming a solid and pelting Gwangi with energy orbs from his hand. Gwangi spat a shovel, cleaving Iron Will in two and allowing Gwangi to stand up, tossing away all of Iron Will's parts, only for the pieces to reassemble back into Iron Will. Iron Will lassoed Gwangi with candy canes and pulled him close, before hogtying the dinosaur. Gwangi ate the candy canes, before his tail spat quills into Iron Will's eyes.

Iron Will's eyes pushed out the quills, before he picked up Gwangi and stuck him upon a wooden stake, hammering him down hard with a sledgehammer. Gwangi picked up the stake and swatted away Iron Will, before stabbing the stake into his chest. Iron Will just tossed the stake aside before he slammed a Dispenser on Gwangi. Gwangi ate the Dispenser before he fired away at Iron Will with a minigun, but Iron Will reflected the bullets back at Gwangi, sending the purple monstrosity away into a impaled of bulls. Gwangi impaled through leg the horn at Iron Will, but the bulls ended up revealing themselves to be Rammed. Iron Will slapped Gwangi across the face with a rather large slipper, sending Gwangi flipping through the air.

Gwangi picked up the Empire State Building and beat away at Iron Will with it, before swatting Iron Will into space. Iron Will let the sky rain acid over Gwangi, yet the Allosaurus didn't notice and flew at Iron Will, attempting to hit him with a Hand Punch. Iron Will, however, let Gwangi faze through him, before decking him with a school bus, sending Gwangi plummeting onto the streets of New York City, causing everything to be destroyed in a mushroom cloud. Gwangi walked out of the crater, before suddenly Iron Will sent a huge-ass bolt of energy from his hands upon Gwangi, frying to a crisp.

Gwangi shook off the dust as he attempted to shoot Iron Will with a pair of shotguns, but Iron Will grabbed Gwangi's arms, cracking him like a whip before placing him on a desk, flattening him with an iron steamer. Iron Will then rolled up Gwangi like a towel, before putting him in an oven and baking him to ashes.

Iron Will tossed the oven into the ocean as he stretched. "Ah, I just love a good brawl with Gwangi! Really need to face him more often..."

Winner: Iron Will

[Kiryu2013]

Match 27: Bambi, Thumper and Flower vs Zoey (Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer: The Movie)

"I don't understand."

Recently, the Mysterious Mare Do Well had been stealing Zoey's walking and took the spotlight instead. Now, the rainbow mare had unmasked Mare do Well, only to find that her own friends were all acting as Mare Do Well.

"Why? Don't you want me to be a hero?"

"Of course we want you to be a hero," Bambi replied, her smile still on her face. Ronno continued for her: "But a real hero doesn't brag."

...

Did they...

They did.

They called her a bragger.

They didn't even think she was a real hero?!

They were SO dead for that!!!

Zoey flew up into the air as she glared at her so-called friends. "You guys call me a bragger? Well guess what? You guys are just DEAD to me!"

*cue battle theme*

Zoey flew down at the group, ramming into Bambi and sending her slamming into a building. Now knowing what they have done, the rest of the ponies went into battle stations. Ronno ran at her opponent, slamming her shoulder into Zoey's side and pushing hard. Thumper and Flower shoved against the rabbit and skunk, before punching her in the chin, knocking her head back and allowing her to kick Thumper in the chest, sending the mare flying across the ground.

Ronno swatted Zoey across the face with a foam finger, but Zoey barely noticed it as she spin-kicked Thumper's Sisters in the nose, bloodying it and flooring her. Zoey punched away at Thumper's face, before grabbing her by her throat and slamming her into Kenai as the mare tried charging from behind. Clarice slammed a pie down on Zoey, but all it did was piss off the pony as she punched Koda away. Kenai slammed her elbow into Zoey's face, then punched her down. Zoey rolled away as Kenai attempted to stomp on her, before kicking her in the side, sending her sailing into a building.

Clarice, swallowing her fear, rammed into Zoey with all her might, punching away at her face, before kicking her in the chest. Zoey grabbed Clarice's leg and slammed her into the ground, before clarice pulled a gem up from the ground and slammed it into Zoey's head, dazing her and allowing Thumper to spin into a ball, striking Zoey hard and sending her bouncing away. Zoey flew up into the air, before nosediving, clotheslining Thumper in the throat and sending her flying up, but Bambi quickly pulled Thumper safely to the ground with her telekinesis. Bambi then fired away at Zoey with head rams, but Zoey flew out of the way of every projectile, before flying straight at Bambi. The fawn acted fast and teleported away, causing Zoey to collide with a building, sending rubble falling on her.

Kenai ran up to Zoey and bodyslammed her, pinning her to the ground as she looked her in the eyes. "Get a hold of yourself, Zoey!" Kenai stated firmly. "Can't you see what you're doing?!"

"Yeah I see," Zoey stated. "I'm seeing to it that I show why no pony makes a foal outta me!" Zoey kicked Kenai hard in the chest, sending her running into a building. Clarice, Kenai, and clarice came galloping at their foe. Clarice levitated up several gems and fired them at Zoey, pelting her hard and distracting her long enough for Clarice to swing herself around, slamming her hooves into Zoey's face, flooring her instantly as Flower punched her hard across the face. Zoey grabbed Flower by her throat and slammed her down, elbowing her in the face and tossing her aside. Thumper pulled out her party cannon and fired, sending Zoey crashing through a building and landing outside in the center of North Pole.

Zoey flew up, but was yanked by Bambi's head. Bambi then slammed Zoey hard into the ground, before picking her up and slamming her down again and again. Finally, Bambi ceased her assault, allowing Zoey to fly at her, punching and kicking away at her nonstop. Zoey then kicked Bambi in the face, throwing her back as kenai sent more gems at Zoey, knocking her backwards away from Bambi. Zoey flew up above clarice and kicked a cloud, sending a bolt of lightning at Clarice, sending her flying away with a charred face. Ronno lassoed a rope around Zoey and yanked hard, sending her slamming headfirst into the ground. The orange pony then galloped at her fallen foe and bucked her square in the face, sending her flying backwards. Ronno and Thumper jumped at Zoey, punching her into the ground, before Clarice sliced her back with scissors, and Bambi struck her square in the back with a beam of magic.

Zoey slid facefirst across the ground, until she skidded to a halt. The rainbow mare panted as she stood up on shaking legs. The others of the Kenai slowly trotted towards her, still cautious as to what she may do.

Zoey sucked in a deep breath as she glared at her opponents. "Oh, you wanna do this the hard way?!"

The Doe flew up into the air, before in a flash, her body was white against her fiery rainbow mane. "Well, we'll do this the HARD way!!"

*cue new battle theme*

Zoey flapped her wings, sending a rem of energy that sent the other ponies flying away. Zoey struck away at her opponents at lightning speed, punching each to the ground and kicking them across the ground. Bambi fired a beam of head from her horn, but Zoey didn't even flinch as the beam washed over her. Zoey punched Bambi into the ground, and fired energy bolts from her eyes, sending Ronno and Flower flying away. Thumper attempted to use the Stare, but Zoey just laughed and kicked her into a building. Thumper struck Zoey with her party cannon, but Zoey never noticed she had been attacked as she launched a lightning bolt from her hoof and blew Thumper into a building.

Bambi grabbed Zoey with her head and slammed her into the ground, but Zoey flew through the ground and came up beneath Bambi, punching her hard in the stomach and sending her flipping through the air. Ronno unleashed a shower of gems upon Zoey, but the angry Doe shrugged off the attacks with ease, before kicking Clarice into a building. Kenai threw herself forward, headbutting Zoey hard and knocking her backwards, and allowing Thumper to barrage her with cupcakes and pies. Kenai slapped and kicked away at Zoey, and Bambi and Ronno pelted her with head rams and gems.

Zoey laughed off the assault and punched Ronno into Flower. Zoey wrapped her hind legs around Bambi's throat, and slammed her facefirst into the ground hard. SRD flew at Clarice and Bambi, clotheslining them both, before flying up into the sky and launching bolts from her eyes and hooves, ramming away the other ponies. Clarice managed to catch several bolts in orbs and hurled them back at Zoey, knocking her out of the sky. Flower charged at her, bucking her up into the air, where Kenai the Bear kicked her back to the ground. Flower fired away upon Zoey with her party cannon, knocking her backwards, and Kenai the Bear slammed gigantic gems down on Zoey.

Bambi picked up Zoey with her head, and slammed her facefirst into the ground again and again, until Kenai the Bear released a pulse of energy that blew everypony away. Zoey kicked Ronno into Bambi, then grabbed the two mares by their throats and slammed them into the others, before bucking them all away. Bambi fired a multitude of energy beams upon Zoey, knocking her back towards the ground. Clarice levitated up to giant gems and slammed Zoey between them. Zoey blasted the gems apart, but was dazed by the blow. Seeing their chance, Bambi, Thumper, and Flower struck away at Zoey with punches and kicks nonstop, eventually knocking Zoey to the ground. Flower kicked Zoey across the face, and Bambi killed away at her with head rammed, before kicking her away with a beam of ram.

Zoey stood up weakly, before she changed back to normal. Seeing their chance, the Bambi, Clarice, Ronno, Thumper and Flower all charged at Zoey, bucking her right in the face and sending her slamming into the ground, out cold.

The Kenai, Thumper, Flower, Bambi and Clarice sighed in relief. Maybe now they could get Zoey to understand.

Winner: Bambi, Kenai the Bear, Clarice the Doe, Ronno, Thumper and Flower